Tuesday, March 25, 2008


I am a genius I tell ya.
A prodigy.
One of a kind.
I mean who else but me would come up with the stupid idea to get wasted on a Sunday afternoon. It started with me and Cherrie sitting around the dining table after lunch, bitching about certain unfortunate individuals. Then out of nowhere, my amazing brain decided to do something radical.
So lemme introduce you to my two best friends; Kahlua and Bailey's.
Good friends I tell ya. Always supporting you in the stupidest and most dangerous things.
The first glass seemed perfectly harmless and hey, even fun. This was seconded with glass number 2, 3, 4, 5...
I lost count of how many of these two I drank. Oh well. Let's just say my aiming on time crisis 3 was a little off but i managed. When the liquor finally got the better of me, I being the all so wise one, took a nap.
A figgin nap that resulted in a mind-thumping migrain. Ya know, the kind where everyone and everything is a pest because everything lead to lances and lances of pain.
Yeah, that kind.
It took several hours to wear off and by then, it was bed time! A whole day gone just like that.
My, I had no idea Kahlua and Bailey's were that good. They can even make time go past fast!
Whee!!
3/25/2008